The Rules of Bedroom Golf: 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. 每個球員都要有自備的裝備, 通常是一支球桿和兩顆球 2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 球場的使用權必須經過洞的所有人同意 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 跟平常高爾夫球不一樣的地方是, 要把球桿放進洞裡而不能球進洞 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 為達到最有效率的表現, 球桿本身必須要有個夠結實的把, 場地老闆在遊戲前可以檢查球桿的硬度 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 球場老闆有權選擇球員用的球桿長度來避免洞收到傷害 6. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again. 整場球賽的目標是盡量的揮桿一直到球場主人滿意為止. 如果不能達到此目的, 將有可能永遠不能在這個球場上打球 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers. 一到球場就馬上開始揮桿進洞是被認為是一種非常不好的. 有經驗的老手通常會先利用時間去欣賞整個球場, 去好好的研究球場果嶺和沙丘整體設計 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason. 球員必須要小心一件事, 就是不要在球場上跟球場主人提到曾經在哪個球場玩過或者最近還有在哪個球場上玩. 常常有球員因為這樣惹火了場主而導致球具的損害 9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case. 為了安全起見, 球員最好要有適合的雨具 10. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case. 球員最好不要認為說球場再任何時後都是適合上場的. 球員可能會覺得不好意思如果他們發現說場地是暫時維修中. 高級一點的球員如果遇到這樣的情形都會用另外一種方式玩 11. Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course. 球員必須接受他們在上場的時間表, 尤其是第一次在新球場上玩. 當球員知道還有其他球員在這他們自認為是私人球上上玩的時候, 通常都會發火 12. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole. 球場主人有義務修剪洞附近的樹叢, 不然有可能會影養洞的能見度 13. Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside. 慎重的警告每位球員, 要在後門打球前, 最好取得球場主人的同意 14. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request. 鼓勵大家慢慢的打球, 可是球員們最好都要有心理準備打快球, 如果場主有要求的話 15. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match 一場球賽下來, 如果時間允許的話, 如果能在同一個洞多打個幾球的話是被一場打的非常不錯的球賽
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